Charleyisms

Charley says some pretty funny stuff. Here are some things she has already said to me today:

We sat down to eat breakfast and she says, "Mom you didn't pray for your food. You better do it."
I start to pray and she says, "Calm down Mom. Just calm down. I'll do it."
I must have been praying pretty intently!

We were sitting on the couch reading a story and it was about the "Care Bears". She is looking at one of the Care Bears in the story book and tells me that he has a "cute little tail". I ask her if she thinks she has a cute little tail and she looks at me with exasperation in her eyes and says, "No Mom. I have a bum."
I guess I didn't study anatomy hard enough. Duh Mom!

While we were eating lunch Madeleine hits one of the little sound makers on her exersaucer and it roars like a lion. Charley declares, "I like to eat lion."
Me: "Oh, you do? Isn't it a little gamey?"
Charley: "No. It's just a little 'roary'."
She must like it raw.