After watching Maddie destroy my home in minutes, I've decided that the way to win a war is to gather hundreds of precocious 18 month-olds and let them loose in war rooms and headquarters around the globe. They seem harmless at first glance, but, give them five minutes, and any semblance of order is literally destroyed. One can cover the "hard-copy", put a couple on the keyboards and two or three on plugs and wires. Mothers can be on hand to supervise, but we all know that mothers are too tired to really do much more than make sure that the wee ones on electric duty don't get electrocuted.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
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