Thursday, March 26, 2009

Adventures in Foam Rollers.

I don't know how many of you out there wore foam rollers to bed when you were little, but I did.

I thought that Charley might enjoy wearing them too. Unfortunately for her I
1. have a bad memory
2. had no idea what I was doing
and
3. convinced her it would be fun.

For those of you with trained eyes you can pick out my first mistake(s).

Blissfully ignorant!

Looks like a really bad 80's do!

She's still adorable though isn't she?

What I ended up doing with her hair that day!!!

She had a horrible night's sleep because she couldn't get comfortable, whined because her beautiful curls were put in a ponytail and was totally grumpy all day long. I'd like to say that I won't put them in her hair again, but I will. My sisters and I all wore them to bed on Saturday nights. Maybe I'll get better . . .

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

This one's for my sister Katie:

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Monday, March 9, 2009

Big Love and Other Such Nonsense

So, it seems as if Hollywood is trying once again to get under our (the members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) skins and take sacred temple ceremonies and splash them (inaccurately, I might add) all over for the world to mock and belittle. I was very upset when I first saw the "TV Guide" article that showed one of the characters from HBO's "Big Love" in FULL TEMPLE DRESS. The episode will be airing this Sunday, March 15th. Appalling and, as the following article states, "in bad taste". Nothing is sacred anymore.

There has been a call to email or boycott HBO and other companies involved in the production of this show. The following article released by the LDS News Room is wonderful and it states just how myself and other members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints should respond to situations like these. Please read and pass it on!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

I've almost dug myself out!!

Well, I may not have snow in beautiful Southern California, but we've been so busy I had to be somewhat anti-social to get myself caught up and "dug out" of my chaos!

Ameri has been studying for the GMAT (Again - he took it 5 years ago and it expired!) in his free time and, since he has been called as the ward mission leader, has been doing that with all of the rest of his free time. What it boils down to is that Ameri has no free time!

My business is up and running! I'm only working about 6 hours/week, but it's just enough to keep me sane and still feel like I get "grown-up" time. Now that
most of the details are worked out, I am even considering starting a little Fitchic boot-camp of sorts. A lot of friends have expressed interest so I'm working on time and location right now.

Charley still loves preschool and all things Tinkerbell. She's obsessed really. She's also getting really good at her letters and numbers - she's even corrected me on my very poor French a few times!

Madie is WALKING! She loves to torment Charley and steal anything she has. She also enjoys turning off the T.V. when Charley is watching it. She's quite clever and she keeps us laughing!

We are always grateful for what we have. Here are a few things we were grateful for in January:



Thursday, January 29, 2009

Want to Cry?

My friend Yuka emailed this to me. I know I've posted a lot of "YouTube" lately, but this is a must see. If you don't cry I'll wonder about you!


Sunday, January 25, 2009

Update and a Tangent . . . or Two

So I thought I should give everyone an update on my health status - whether you are interested or not!

1. My brain MRI is clean and clear. My pituitary gland is just peachy!

2. My thyroid levels are normal (though I am not)

3. My prolactin levels are still quite high and the main cause of my problems. Quite treatable with a little drug called "Cabergoline".

4. I have quite the vitamin D deficiency. Who knew? I live in sunny Cali for Heaven's sake! I guess it's quite common and it could be one of the major factors in my small bout with depression. Again, very treatable.

5. I am still 20lbs. overweight. This is a tangent. It has nothing to do with my other "health problems" but I thought I would put it out there for the world to see so that I might get motivated to put my own profession to work for me. Having 2 children is partly to blame, but moving, changing jobs (both Ameri and I), losing my free membership at a swanky gym by quitting, traveling a lot and just plain discombobulation this year has given me a SWEET muffin top. Just so you know. I will not post pictures of it.

6. I get BRACES on Tuesday. My lovely cross-bite has done the worst it's going to do and now I am taking care of it. Pretty smile here I come. I WILL post pictures of my metal tracks after they've been lain. Woo-hoo! OUCH.

Here's my BIG tangent. I am tired of people saying that they are proud to be an American AGAIN! Why should your president dictate whether you are proud to be an American? Don't these people know what they have in this country??? Have they sat down and thought about what exactly they're saying?

Our country's had a couple of hard years, I'll give them that, but even in times of war - whether you support it or not - we still have one of the most incredible places to live on Earth. Our government has flaws, but I'd take it over any other government in the world. Aren't they proud of the very democratic system that lets us "take turns" if you will, in letting our voices be heard? Majority dictates who our president will be, but we are allowed to CHANGE OUR MINDS and vote differently the next should we so choose. I'm tired to death of people blaming one man for all of our countries problems. Grow up people.

I am proud to be an American. I always have been. I have a husband who is not an American citizen, but plans on becoming one someday. The process to become such is not cheap and it is not painless. Yet he still wants to do it and he loves this country too. I love this country because it allows us to be what we want to be, it allows us to worship as we may and it allows us other freedoms so many people have never and will never enjoy.

Here's to patriotism . . . and tangents.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

I'm stealing once again!

So, I know the last few things I've posted I've taken from others, but they were just so dang funny I had to share them with the rest of my friends!! Call it lazy if you like, but I'm getting some good laughs!

I didn't get this at first, but once I did I laughed pretty hard. Ameri had to help me out a little bit because I can be a little slow sometimes! Maybe it's the French accent. Maybe.

Many thanks to Kim for giving me something else to "borrow" . . . "steal" is such a strong word.



Monday, January 19, 2009

Dear Tech Support . . .


INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Respectfully,
Desperate



Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please
note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program...that will download the Flatulence and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support


My friend Valerie emailed this to me - thought I'd share :)


Saturday, January 17, 2009

Shall We Dance?

I have to thank my friend Megan
for sharing this little ditty. It'll make you smile!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Bad Aunt

Yep. It's me. I babysat my brother's kids tonight and having four kids under 4 in a small apartment is, let's just say, an adventure. My nephew Josh hadn't been here 45 minutes when he told me he wanted to go home. Maybe it would help if I had a yard . . . oh, and patience helps too.

Aunt Sarah is fun and crafty with a touch of "hippy-chic" that kids love.

Aunt Vicki is an elementary school teacher and just knows how to do fun things with the little cutie-pies.

Aunt Julie is also an elementary school teacher and kids FLOCK to her. I'm serious, kids run to Julie like the Pied Piper.

Aunt Jennie has the patience of Mother Teresa and a sweet little voice that is very non-threatening.

Aunt Katie is just plain F. U. N. with just enough sarcasm to make the kids laugh and then go, "Wait. What?"

I am the Irma Bombeck to the Martha Stewarts out there. I am the "should be medicated aunt but take B12 just to be safe" aunt. I'm the type A "pick up these toys, before you play with those toys" aunt. I'm the "when you're a teenager I'll know what to do with you" aunt.

I'm going to blame my thyroid. Symptoms include: depression, anxiety, MEMORY LOSS, etc. I still don't have my brain MRI results back so I can't blame it on a tumor . . . yet. (Don't be alarmed - we're just checking out my pituitary gland!)

Maybe I should blame the small living space - that could make one cranky right? Not being able to send them out to play because we have no yard and playing in the street is just WAY too irresponsible!

Ah well, I love 'em even if I'm at a loss what to do with them! They say love goes a long way . . .

Sunday, January 4, 2009

New Year's

We celebrated New Year's this year with our friends Katherine and Ben Hansen. They were in town visiting from New Mexico and they made our New Year's much more enjoyable! We celebrated Madie's birthday with them and watched the ball fall in New York and called it a night! Thanks Hansens! It was great to see you again.

Ben and Katherine

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Kiera, Madeleine attacking poor Jonny, and Charley. I guess because Madie was the birthday girl she felt she could beat up on the older boy!

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Jonny, Kiera, Charley and Madeleine

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A little family pic!

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It was a good thing we went to bed early the night because we decided to join our friends Liz and David Krider at their house for breakfast the next day. It was Liz's birthday and a bunch of friends from church were there. HOWEVER, we live NORTH of the Rose Bowl Parade route and they are SOUTH of the route. It was a challenge getting there, but well worth it! Dave cooks a mean french toast!! Thanks Kriders!

We all walked up to check out the parade after breakfast. We hadn't planned on going because we're not big on crazy, moblike crowds! It ended up being quite fun and Charley loved yelling, "Happy New Year" or "New Ear" to everyone that waved from the floats!

Charley's favorites:

Big Bird

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Elmo

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Abby Cadabby

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Oscar the Grouch

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My favorite: from the city of Huntington Beach. The surfboard moved up and down. It was great!

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My gang!

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Happy New Year!